True Story

I have a teacher who, if I had to guess, is about 56. He is a real professor (not a TA or a grad student who wants us to relate to him) so he is referred to as Dr. Shall remain nameless, and wears nice clothes to class. At first glance, with his white buttoned down shirts and occasional tie, it looks like he is wearing black dress pants. However, on closer inspection it is painfully obvious that these are no dress pant but cargo pants and the extra pockets (which, I’m sorry can only be described as saddle bags) are always full.
I have spent ALL semester wondering what he could possibly be keeping in those pockets. After almost five months of asking myself (and the guy who sits next to me) that very question, I finally got my answer during a lecture on promotional products.
I sat in class yesterday and watched my teacher pull out of his right cargo pants pocket and pull out a coffee mug, travel size bottle of germ-x, and a mini foam football.
Don’t get me wrong I am absolutely thrilled that I witnessed that but now I can’t help but wonder… what does he keep in the left one?