Questions and Thoughts

Questions

1. How come there are life jackets and life boats on a cruise ship, but no parachutes on a plane? I mean there is an emergency exit and your seat can act as a flotation device, so why not strap parachute on that sucker just in case?
2. How come abortion is legal, but if someone kills a pregnant woman it is considered double homicide?
3. And on that note how important do you have to be for your death to be considered an assassination instead of a murder?
4. Why is there Braille on a drive thru atm?

Thoughts

1. I think poeple should be required to take some sort of test before they are allowed to reproduce or vote in a major election.
2. If you know you’re an idiot, just say “Thank you, but no” when Ben Bailey (spelling?) asks if you would like to play cash cab.
3. Why would you want to be on “are you smarter than a 5th grader” it is a lose, not quite lose but defiantly not win situation. I mean where is the glory? If you lose than you’re a dummy and if you win then so what? You should be smarter than a fifth grader college professor, cancer research scientist or whoever you are. The questions, no matter how obscure, are still technically on a fifth grade level.
4. I think spiders are one of the more scary things on the planet.
5. I love it storms late at night when I am warm in my bed... I also love my dog.
6. I feel bad for people who don’t have siblings.